"I suspect that embedded in her deepest, most intense desires, Gloria Steinem has long craved the slick, creamy texture of a copious load splattered across her face. She probably dreams of this at night. Yes! Ashamed of her desires, she lashes out against that which she fears...and that which she covets. I think it's high time she step out of the closet and admit what many of us have long suspected - that she is a frustrated sperm burper! I can only hope this tape will help her." - Elliot Heathcoat